Lame Jokes.

What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
" Is that you mommy?"

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam!

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.

What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website.

What letters are not in the alphabet?
The ones in the mail, of course!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.

What is an astronaut's favourite place on a computer?
The Space bar!

Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What washes up on very small beaches?
Microwaves!

Hehe.
Please don't kill me after reading this. Heh. XD