Any alternatives?

I've never experienced any of this. And I'm not gonna do that again, ever! I reckon it's the most cracking-head day. Gosh. I'm not allowed to choose, that's hard! I have to treat them equally, and I tried. It's them who did not show any cooperation I guess? Blergh.

I'm sorry that I can't entertain both at the same time. I'm just a normal human being. I just don't like to see such faces on them. They don't look good with those faces on. Urgh. I think I just need to stay still in the position of where I am now. The problem is, can I?